B is for Being 'sad' when they decline-thank effing goodness.
C is for Champagne which may
D is for Deliberating Dishes--though they don't really smell that rotten.
E is for Etiquette and knowing when to phuck it.
F is for Filch and Fudge and Umbrage who can suck it.
G is for The Guild and marathons, thereof.
H is for Hopelessness when trying to rhyme weird words.
I is for Ice Cream left over from Thanksgiving.
J is for Just eat it all. Pajamas are forgiving.
K is for Kindness. Or Crusade. Or Maim. Or Bleed.
L is for Love Listening to Assassin's Creed.
M is for Midol and shut your face before I skin it.
N is for Notable performances on the Spinnet.
O is for Other-worlds from where ghosts come to haunt you.
P is for Pantslessness because you know you want to.
Q is for Quiet couch times that won't soon be forgot.
R is for Resolution follow-through. Or not.
S is for Six episodes of Downton in a row.
T is for Two more just because. THIS SHOW.
U is for Unlimited amounts of coffee.
V is for Very, Very many of pots of coffee.
W is for Watching poor Edith twice not Wed.
X is for X because it's way past time for bed.
Y is for You and Yours and me and my caffeine.
Z is for Zero brain things left. Wake me in '15.
